Post by whitewolf on Feb 14, 2007 13:37:38 GMT -5
> Q. Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins?
> A. Society.
>
> Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
> A. Bus shelter.
>
> Q. What do you call a chav on holiday?
> A. Chaveler.
>
> Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
> A. Granny.
>
> Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
> A. Innit.
>
>
> Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
> A. Sorted.
>
> Q. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
> A. 'Will the defendant please rise'
>
> Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
> A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason
> whatsoever.
>
> Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
> A. The bride.
>
> Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try
> not to hit him?
> A. It might be your bike.
>
> Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
> A. What you looking at?
>
> Q. Why are chavs like slinkeys?
> A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a
> flight of stairs
>
> Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
> A. The policeman!
>
> Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
> A. Paint 3 stripes on it.
>
> Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
> A. A start.
>
> Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?
> A. Up the ar*e.
>
> Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
> A. Because a nova has 4 seats.
>
> Q. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSEs?
> A. A liar.
>
> Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
> A. Big Mac please.
>
> Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
> A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count
> A. Society.
>
> Q. What does a chav girl use as protection during sex?
> A. Bus shelter.
>
> Q. What do you call a chav on holiday?
> A. Chaveler.
>
> Q. What do you call a 30 year old chav girl?
> A. Granny.
>
> Q. What do you call a chav in a box?
> A. Innit.
>
>
> Q. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
> A. Sorted.
>
> Q. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
> A. 'Will the defendant please rise'
>
> Q. Why did the chav cross the road?
> A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason
> whatsoever.
>
> Q. What do you call a chav girl in a white tracksuit?
> A. The bride.
>
> Q. If you're driving and see a chav on a bike why should you try
> not to hit him?
> A. It might be your bike.
>
> Q. What's the first question during a chav quiz night?
> A. What you looking at?
>
> Q. Why are chavs like slinkeys?
> A. They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a
> flight of stairs
>
> Q. Two chavs in a car without any music, who's driving?
> A. The policeman!
>
> Q. How do you get a hundred chavs in a phonebox?
> A. Paint 3 stripes on it.
>
> Q. What do you call a hundred chavs at the bottom of the river?
> A. A start.
>
> Q. Where do you take a chav girl for a decent night out?
> A. Up the ar*e.
>
> Q. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
> A. Because a nova has 4 seats.
>
> Q. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSEs?
> A. A liar.
>
> Q. What do you say to a chav with a job?
> A. Big Mac please.
>
> Q. What's the difference between a chav boy and a chav girl?
> A. A chav girl has a higher sperm count
